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Nice duck pan,
who eats caviar sandwiches.
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Private Fjotte reports, sir.
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Senator Trombone comes on
an unannounced inspection -
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to report to Congress.
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He won't take us to bed.
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The camp must be cleared immediately
and made nice. Understood?
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Must happen, Captain...
I mean, yes, sir.
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This has to be the best
Spaghetti I made, Jens.
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Stop now, Cook!
You eat the mop.
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Just a little bit more.
I will remember this sauce.
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What is going on here?
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Boo! Oh, General!
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You can be boo yourself,
you mop handle!
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Nice of the general
to bring a gift.
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You don't touch breath-pan!
Then I will court-martial you!
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You have to do something extra good
to Senator Trombone. What do you have?
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Fried bread.
- No.
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Baked snack food.
- No.
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Panty food puree.
- No, you idiot! Something extra good.
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i wish i knew
what the senator's right to life is.
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Sir, Private Fjotte reports.
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He likes roast duck
with duck sauce and duck soup.
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For dessert, ice cream with duck flavor.
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Nice effort, kid. remind me
that you must be decorated for it.
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Now we just need to find...
a duck!?
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There must be a duck in the freezer.
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No, sir. Just a duck egg.
- Excellent!
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You have to sit on the egg
and hatch it. A quarter of an hour from now.
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It's a direct order, Jens!
- But I can't do that, sir.
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Never say you can't, Jens.
This is the US Army.
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But...
- It's not going to work.
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Why not?
This is how it happens in nature.
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It's a hard-boiled egg, General.
We cannot get one delivered by air.
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Do you mean...
- Yes, sir.
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I only have one duck
to bestow my land.
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Wait! Look, General!
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Behold, an artillery exercise!
- Great! Give them something to bite into.
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Senator's helicopter
arrive at any time.
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It's anti-aircraft fire, senator.
- Good to see that our boys are ready!
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I hit one!
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Jens, you cod!
You shot the senator down.
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Whoops...
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Good day.
- Welcome, Senator Trombone.
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A pleasure, General.
You have a strong handshake.
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A general must have that.
Who shot down the helicopter?
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It was him! It wasn't me!
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Give him a medal. Good shot!
Helicopters land too slowly.
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Then we begin the inspection.
We start with the infantry division.
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One moment, General.
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Make this for me. It's mine
frozen duck for my dinner.
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I never travel without it.
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With these drops in the eyes it takes
long time before I can see anything.
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A message, sir.
- Even more work!
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You don't manage to
perform his normal duties.
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With these drops I can barely
see something What does it say, S'jant?
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“Arriving today
for inspection of Pløresødallejren."
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“Have Mathilda with you.
General Billy Billibong."
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It is the famous Australian
general and my old friend.
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Stupid, you and Jens
pick up the guests immediately.
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Get it all ready. limousine,
flowers, yes everything. They are VIPs.
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VIPs?
I thought they were Australians.
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Hurry up, jerk!
- Yes, sir!
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Welcome to the USA, General
Billibong. These are for the lady.
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Nice of you mate.
Mathilda, look what he has for you.
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Have you seen the stomach!
She must be crazy about you.
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We have to get back to base.
- Then we drive!
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Shouldn't we call
the young lady back?
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Calm down, she'll follow.
Come on, Mathilda!
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The bastard
should have been back.
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Langsohm, old friend!
- Billy Billibong! Just like before.
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But where is the lady?
- This is Mathilda.
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She is really...
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I need new drops.
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Thank you, madam.
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Prepare the troops for inspection.
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Private Jens, will you show Mrs...
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General Billibong's lady
around the camp?
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Sir, it would be a pleasure.
Just come with me... ma'am.
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This helps with
to keep her in check.
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Come along, young lady.
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Very strange woman.
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The General and his guests
arrive at any time.
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Clean up here, or else!
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Who is that?
- It's me, Jens.
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Why are you knocking? Come in.
- I have a young lady with me.
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Don't be afraid, my friend. Come in.
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It's just a soldiers' barracks.
- This is Mathilda.
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Mathilda?
- Wait a minute, boys!
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This is my best group.
They are real soldiers.
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They must have been on a maneuver.
- Who is responsible for this?
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00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:33,401
Mathilda was jumping all over the place…
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What do you say about the general's wife?
Apologize to the lady now!
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00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:45,888
Mathilda is not my wife.
She is my tame kangaroo.
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A tame kangaroo?
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They have shown
took good care of her.
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00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:59,730
Yes, nice job, soldiers.
- We have to leave now.
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Will you accompany us to the plane?
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00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,442
You're welcome, General Kangaroo...
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00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:10,122
General Ballibing... Bingaba...
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General Billibong.
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See you.
All men aboard!
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00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:35,726
Today is visiting day. Take care of everyone
safety measures.
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00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:40,642
General Stonewall from the Pentagon
threatened to make me a private...
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if something went wrong this year.
-Everything under control, General.
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I even tied Otto.
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We are here, Jens!
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We?I didn't know you took
your father with, Bunny.
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Don't worry, I won't be a bother.
Pretend I'm not here.
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00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:10,128
Mother you very well now.
- Thank you very much...
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00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:16,330
Come on, Bunny. You have to see something.
- Wait! Let me show you something first.
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00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:23,608
As you can see, I am wearing my uniform
from the First World War.
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Do you see this medal?
- Yes. Where did you get it?
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In New York,
where I sold war bonds.
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Stupid of me to ask.
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What kind of fine thing is this?
- It's a new bazooka.
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I already knew that.
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It is a kind of telescope.
I keep up to date with the news.
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No, be careful! Do not shoot...
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when you stand behind it.
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Modern city! You never know,
which direction is which.
121
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,362
Did you hear a gunshot, dude?
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00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:12,282
It's harmless, sir. We only use
loose ammunition on the day of the visit.
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00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:17,042
C'mon, we used smoke grenades,
so that the guests could not see anything.
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00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:22,402
See! An old French 75,
and grenades.
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00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:27,686
I call that a real cannon!
- Well, that's what it's called?
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00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:33,289
I think I remember
firing practice.
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00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,526
This is weird.
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00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,970
You must also avoid standing behind
the old weapons.
129
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:57,003
You best! Now they start again.
- Completely harmless, sir.
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00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:06,561
Did you say dummies, s'jant?
- Yes, dummies.
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00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,322
I'm the blind one
who printed it.
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00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,082
8, 9, 10!
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00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:19,286
That's live ammunition!
The general explodes!
134
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:25,681
He always gets so crazy,
when he puts on that uniform.
135
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:30,768
Mademoiselle of Armentiéres
Par ley voo's
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00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,570
What shall we do, General?
- Someone's going crazy, idiot.
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00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,286
We must stop him!
138
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:45,883
This should do it!
- Grenades, General?
139
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:51,007
This is war, Sergeant!
For the rest, it's just tear gas.
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00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,367
NOW, FOOL!
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00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,403
Yes, a gas attack.
The inhuman creeps!
142
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:18,128
Now I have them!
Excuse me, General Pershing.
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00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,162
Put bayonets on! Attack!
- Wait, Dad!
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00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:26,445
Mademoiselle of Armentiéres,
Par ley voo's
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00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,163
Only unconditional
surrender accepted!
146
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,523
White flag!
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00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:47,283
Oh no, all the guests saw us.
- A shame!
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00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:52,402
Come forward, Bunny and Jens.
I won the war!
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00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:58,722
This is General Stonewall
from the Pentagon.
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00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:03,960
Praise for the best
visit day in any military camp this year.
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00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,123
Thanks. Why?
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00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:15,889
After all, we got a little help from a wise man
Mademoiselle de Armentiëres.
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00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,489
Hinky, Dinky Par ley voo
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00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,646
cigarettes, nuts, Chinese...
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00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,847
Now we get the fortune cookies!
156
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:43,606
- A fortune cookie?
- Unfortunately, the last fortune cookie.
157
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:49,563
I wanted a prediction.
- Me too.
158
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:54,402
What's up with Chinese food
without a divination?
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00:18:55,160 --> 00:19:00,963
Jens can read it for us.
- Is it legal?
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00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,845
Yes, yes. Read now.
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00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,805
"Don't associate with swindlers.
They bring misfortune.”
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00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,563
Can't get around?
- With swindlers?
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00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:29,407
Do they bring misfortune?
- It's not about me.
164
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:34,925
You're a quack.
- I am Fup, not a fupper.
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00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,880
Be careful!
- About forgiveness, boys.
166
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,722
About forgiveness, boys.
- He's a quack!
167
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,566
A quack!
168
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:14,007
But guys!
- Watch out for the swindler!
169
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,007
I'm not a cheater! I am...
170
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:30,525
Hello, Smart!
- Help! A quack!
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00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,487
Wait for me, Smart!
172
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:44,084
I am not a bird of misfortune.
where are you
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00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:48,524
Move.
This tree must be cut down.
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00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,571
Where are you, Smart?
175
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,926
What's up, Jens?
- Everyone thinks I'm a bad luck bird.
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00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,771
No, you're a joke.
177
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,006
Falling tree!
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00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:13,682
The bastard doesn't think
that I am a bird of misfortune.
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00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:23,405
Whoops!
- I just need to get the toothpaste.
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00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,768
Whoops!
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00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,442
Help!
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00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,246
Look there, Otto, no art.
- Hey, idiot.
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00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,808
Hi, Jens.
Whoops!
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00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,729
I have to do something about this.
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00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:24,931
"Jens brings luck with him."
He doesn't bring bad luck anymore.
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00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,286
Here you have
for the special fortune cookie.
187
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,486
Okay. Now they always tlo,
you are blinging luck.
188
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,565
Hey guys, it's me!
The lucky one!
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00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,930
He's still a quack!
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00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,330
This is the end, friends.